I'm done with
this f*cking place.
ARE YOU *THIS CLOSE*
TO LOSING YOUR SH*T?
These are the affirmations in text format for you to recite like a prayer so you don't lose your shit and hurt anyone.
Listen to these meditations to calm yourself down so you don't lose your shit all over the place. If someone overhears these meditations you are safe. Censored meditations do not use actionable offensive language.
*Hostility in the workplace warning.
Wear headphones if you plan to use uncensored meditations to calm your shit while at work.
ABOUT WORK AFFIRMATIONS
I worked for a certifiable ego maniac with narcissistic personality disorder. I hate him so much! Still, to this day, I hope he's living a miserable existence. F*CK THAT GUY! Anyway. My wife could not stand listening to me go on and on about how pissed off I was because of work. I got tired of hearing myself talking to friends and family as conversations inevitably turned to my narcissistic, ego maniac boss. I needed some way to relieve my work-related stress and all I could find was BULLSH*T.
I just needed to hear someone say:
F*CK THAT GUY!
Work Affirmations are what I was looking for. I hope they help you get your workplace frustrations out of your head.
Your spouse, friends, and family will definitely thank you.